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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

The Magic Bullet

My roomate Sunny bought this blender and holy crap this is amazing, this is one of those "As seen on TV" products that you'd wonder who would buy it. Apparantly South Korean immigrants are incredibly perceptive at recognizing the value of a quality product, becuase this blows my mind. It's sweet because it gives you all these different sizes for cups, and they even call the normal-sized cups "party cups."

The magic bullet features two blades (flat and cross) that can be used for:
  • Pureeing!
  • Mixing!
  • Mincing!
  • Chopping!
  • Grinding!
  • Crumbling!
  • Refining!
Just like any other smoothie maker you throw the stuff in and it blends it all up. I just threw some of the stuff that we had in refridgerator in: orange juice, ice cubes, strawberries, and a banana and it was amazing. Eating fruits sucks, but drinking smoothies is awesome. In addition, it came with this sweet recipe book to make "adult party drinks," coffee drinks, baby food, and appetizers, like marinara sauce and salsa and other delicious edibles. Ahh man, once the summer hits its going to be cranking out margaritas and stawberry daquiries like no other. One of the adult party drinks in the book is called "A Bullet To The Head," and it looks pretty staggering. Tomorrow morning, instead of stirring up my scrambled eggs in a bowl like some fool, I'll be bulleting them straight to my heart.

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I'm a registered nurse, working at Long Beach Memorial. I enjoy my job very much, though it can be very stressful and difficult at times. In my free time, I read, throw frisbees, and try to score goals for my roller hockey team. I read every piece of information available that pertains to the LA Kings, I rip movies to my hard drive to watch them later, and I love Xbox live. I recently bought a new bike that I pedal around all the time; if you're ever in Long Beach look for me. I love drinking coffee and beer, occasionally to the point of excess, but I make it a point to always have fun.